#31: What I Wish I Had Known Before Entering Med School - Part 1

1. I should exercise regularly.
2. I should study regularly.
3. Medical jokes never get old.
4. More students are in it for the money than I thought.
5. Med students sleep around...with other med students.
6. Dressing more decently and professionally goes a long way in opening up patients to talk.
7. CAGE questions should only apply to coffee.
8. My index finger gets more play than I do.
9. Loans create nightmares.
10. I am more scared shitless examining patients than I do bombing an exam.