Here are some things you should know if you're about to date a med student, especially if you're not a med student:
If you're thinking about dating a 1st year:
1) Postexam bar nights are filled with reckless libation and obscene debauchery.
2) The first few months (3-4) aren't so bad. Your med school significant other will have some free time. Some.
3) Shit hits the fan about 6 months in. Maybe 8 if you're lucky.
4) If you want to bring up a complaint about the relationship, make it high yield: CC and HPI. You will hear "high yield" a whole fucking lot.
5) Unless you can somehow study for about 8 hours per day a week before exams, there really isn't much you can do together as a couple during that week. Well, maybe you two can go pick up a pizza or Chinese. Romantic.
If you're thinking about dating a 2nd year:
1) Don't.
2) Really?
3) What? Still?
4) You crazy.
5) Ok, fine. You really want to know why? Step 1.
Question
I have more or less one week of vacation between 2nd and 3rd year. America is a vast nation of amazing places. Where should I travel to?
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